It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
If we do not permit the earth to produce beauty and joy, it will in the end not produce food, either.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
I work in whatever medium likes me at the moment.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world.
The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.