Senior citizen veteran needs help setting his voice mail up: maskormenace | [video]

I am, warily and tenatively, back in action at MoM with Carter. It's been a hecking' month, y'all.

(plotting) I'm considering giving Carter a light dusting of the black kryptonite. Just enough to make him a little more unstable than usual.

The problem of playing a man who specializes in improvised bombs is I wind up googling a lot of things that probably put me on a government list.

[Joker Party] Carter finds new and innovative ways to explode

I've decided Carter overusing emojis is gonna be a Thing now, which is awkward when you're posting from desktop.

Carter HMD post

Carter just wanted to look at giraffes okay

daestwen PaleAntiquarian I really want a scene of Carter coming over to Poe (or some other friend) or someone else he knows like "OMG DID YOU KNOW BOYS KISS BOYS. LIKE ROMANTICALLY. THIS IS A NEW FACT I HAVE DISCOVERED WERE YOU WERE AWARE." and Poe is like "um........I have been made aware, yes."

In which Carter finds it much more likely that Rupert is an alien woman who looks masculine than that two men would date: link