Santa Claus
@sandyclause
male Cookeville, TN, United States
I've been around longer then you have been I can assure you! But I've decided that in order to keep my Nice and Naughty list up to date, it would be nice if I got more active with what you kids are into these days! Plurk nicely! I'll be keeping an ey
I don't get why I need to say HO HO HO. What if I want to say CHEESE WAFFLES PANCAKES!?
is paying the bills. Darn elves ran up the eletric bill again!!!
is sitting sipping tea with the mad hatter
my raindeer aren't a freaken taxi!!! 
misses his pals Jesus and the Sandman. Oh and the toothfairy was always hot... *don't tell the wife!*
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belly dancing to "If I was a Rich Girl" or whatever this music you kids listen to is called. Quite fun!
Good times... 
how come no one asks me what I want for christmas?
we never get any sun in the north pole. >.> making the swimming pool I bought last century useless...
caught the elves slacking on the job playing poker and blasting rock music! No more free cookies!