no but like fr what would you do with a drunken sailor haha yarr

said “i love you” to my alzheimers grandpa and he said “love you too. you shouldn’t say that to another man but i said it.”

you’re on thin ice buddy im on astro barrier what if we kissed

got that galaxy gas without the galaxy

im from a better future, next bong joon-ho movie is “Heckled by Trans Girls” but the twist is its homoplatonic. anyways are your nipples pierced?
my cashier: huh, yeah i didn’t notice

ElToroRyan’s ElToroBaby getting insane floater on the uppies

burning sage and watching kikunoi mini docs to ward off the selective intake

donating my colon to science this week but not before i’ve explored the garden of girthly delights

#ai can’t take my job im a vital part of the centipede

japanese mormons soaking like crazy during the next nankai megathrust