donating my colon to science this week but not before i’ve explored the garden of girthly delights

#ai can’t take my job im a vital part of the centipede

japanese mormons soaking like crazy during the next nankai megathrust

what layer of buddhist hell do u go to for shidding

ripstik gotta be the most gnomish form of transportation

haters watch out or ill spread rumors that ur anti net neutrality

first date is going great but i get the sinking feeling Wooden Roller Coaster 1 looks too intense for me

spiked red leather pants man in the cvs just started scatting when i entered his territory

fuck marry kill baptise:
ringo paul john george

she’s a 10, but she starts every sentence with “As an aspiring entomologist on the spectrum,”