that moment when you realise you don't have to lie about your age on websites anymore and suddenly you're a 90 yr old grandma with snacks in her purse

i unfollowed hey man bot because i would always get excited when someone responded to my plurks and then it was just that bot and id get disappointed

im too in deep i fear

guys int with my posts 🗯️

it's a gray oblong pill... 👉👈

chrisTIIIIiiEEnnEee

sorry every time i see the words be more chill my head explodes

OMG BE MORE CHILL??

but i feel like a lot of the asian immigrant kids i meet have old white lady names ,, jennifer, vivienne, penelope, marilyn... AND THEY ALL SOUJD SO COOL?? AND I GET LAUREN?? WHAT???

the only reason i change my name so much online is cause i always wanted a different name irl ,, like what do you MEAN my name is Lauren?? what am i, a 50 year old white lady 😭