Is sick of hotel rooms

So bored that I can't even sleep

My assistant bought me a $2.50 poncho because I told her I don't carry umbrellas. Pay raise time.

I am falling prey to the flu bug too. Humbug.

is living out of a cabin bag until May. This sucks.

Hand is cramping from signing docs & cheques.

Glad I braved the rain

Ibm told men piss women off by not remembering things they were told. I sincerely apologise. Best way to get my attention is...

Some have skinny legs. Some have fat legs. Some have great legs. Siren has sin-inducing legs. O sin becomes me

to siren: In your words, I ish near liao