Rude butter! Margarine-ly NSFW

Bacon-flavored gumballs are EVERY BIT as disgusting as those three words would imply.

Yep, I'm at #oscon all right... WiFi is already starting to regularly bounce up and down. Not even into the first sessions, yet.

Pop the champagne! A new blog is hatched! bit.ly/deref

Ahhh... #oscon. It feels good to be back!

Oh, single-serving microwavable veggies, you're the only ones who TRULY understand us bachelors...

Tonight's efforts at high-productivity hacking thwarted by the realization that I only have caffeine-free soda...

Ahhh... nothing like starting the day with a nice CPAN upload!

Just found out for certain: After (too) many years' absence, I *will* be at OSCON this year. #oscon #perl

Transformers 2 FAQ: has spoilers "Because Michael Bay has a huge erection for jets and tanks and aircraft carriers"