The new caramel apple bagel at Tim Horton's is extremely tasty.

I'm at a food truck rally, eating a waffle with bacon in it. That is all.

Guess who ordered and paid for a bagel at Timmy's and then forgot to take it? Yeah, that would be me.

The cab driver is talking on his Bluetooth phone in a language I can't identify, and he keeps saying something that sounds like "Charizard."

I feel bad for the incredibly rude Tim Horton's employee who serves me most mornings. It must be tiring to be that miserable all the time.

Sleeeeeeepy.

I'm blue. Not sad, literally blue always wash new jeans before wearing them. #psa

I do not recommend the new strawberry vanilla muffin at McDonald's. It tastes like pink.

I was too sick to do anything useful yesterday, so instead I became horribly addicted to Pocket Planes for the iPhone.

What is with this nasty weather? I was not consulted about this.