What's all the fuss about same-sex marriages ? I've been married for years, and I keep having the same sex.
is so nervous she's almost pissed in her pants.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential?
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
Love your enemies...just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.
's nguping jakarta: "Mbak, cat rambutnya pake peroxide yang 6% tambah 9% aja ya, kan jadi 15%, soalnya yang mbak mau yang 12% lagi abis"
Whenever someone says, "He's really changed! 360 degrees!" I always get very emotional and feel like kicking that person's ass to eternity.
Anagram for MARRIAGE = A GRIM ERA. Why doesn't this surprise me?