When I have children, I'm gonna make them watch the movie 2012.. And tell them I survived that like a boss.

Patagong nagmamahal = Patagong nasasaktan.

Tawanan na lang natin ang problema.

Sleep is for people with no internet connection.

Ang hirap mag pretend na hindi ka affected.

No girl deserves to be an option.

I'm a lazy texter. I read a text and I forget to reply. If I text you 24/7 then you must be freaking special.