why do white boys keep their hair so damn long

if anyone pays attention to car alarms anymore.

the Mets still aren't all that good.

the PS22 Chorus ain't nothin' but the Langley School Music Project +30

at the kiddie party and never felt like committing suicide.

Ted Alexandro would stop being a luddite and start plurking.

wondering what took fatjoethecomic so long to start plurking

dreading going to a kiddie birthday party today

BryanGoodwin should start plurking and come up with a better screen name.

what my son will be like when he grows up.