Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

"There" s nthing beter than "Here."When ur "there" bcomes a "here," u will smply obtain anther "there" that,again,luks beter than" here."

u wil learn lessons.u r enroled n a fulltime nformal school called Life on Planet Earth. Evry person or incdent s the Universal Teacher.

You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but make the best of it because it's going to be with you the rest of your life.

War does not determine who is right, only who is remaining. Good morning!

"If you have to tell someone how important you are, you aren't."

I've learned that if you smile at people, they will almost always smile back.