People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered. Love them anyway.

I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

I have learned never to PEE uphill, or spit into the wind.

to do inventory in the warehouse

I’m doing good with what I’ve got until I get something better to do something with, thank you.”

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. morning!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Follow the three R's: - Respect for self - Respect for others and - Responsibility for all your actions.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.