Oh good, I love a nice lawnmower in the morning

This is the most inconsistently delicious wrap I've ever had

I AM THE WORST AT PLURK

I KISSED A GIRL AND IT WAS OKAY. I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T FUCK HERRRRRR.

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A DRUM CIRCLE OUTSIDE OF A DORM? I'M TRYING TO SLEEEEEEEEP

So...I'm single. I'm torn between OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE I'M SO SAD and WHO THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DATE NOWWWWW?

I'm so afraid and I don't know why ;w;

full of butt shame.