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IM TAKING A LUKEWARM BATH AMA

my next door neighbours are being loud i’m going to attack them like a feral animal

going on a picnic today with my girlfriend it's going to be so nice

thinking thinking about lan wangji post whipping again. long stretches of skin gouged out by the discipline whip. bedridden with pain and fever. tearing out stitches in his delirium (the doctors weren’t going to stitch the wounds but when it became clear he wasn’t going to die immediately it became a necessity)

GIRL HELP

me: i will not go on kijiji looking for dogs like i did with junipur. i will not go on kijiji looking for dogs like i did with junipur. i will not go on kijiji looking for dogs like i did with junipur
also me: but just in case i should see what is there

so sorry i said i wanted to get into a the mountain goats album and you said beat the champ well i’ve listened to all hail west texas 3 times in 3 days

what is the plurk creature wrong answers only

hello world