I just think it is very stupid that the current state of my uterus can have such undue influence over my brain chemistry, is all

every single time my phone updates it sneak-installs more garbage apps onto itself without my permission

when ur coworker walks in on u bumping ur head on a shelf and feels bad so she orders u a bagel for breakfast 🥰

happy st pats to everybody, I forgot to wear green

on Friday it was 70 degrees outside. now there is an inch and a half of snow on the ground.

went to this very cool supper club for mom's birthday dinner tonightBuckatabon Tavern & Supper Club

what in the goddamn

there is an electrician in my basement hammering things and every time he does i can feel it through my FEET

The Mercy Beat - Sweet (Official Video)does anyone else remember this song or was it just me.

currently begging my neighbor for help inflating mom's flat tire...... my life, why