I am the one true, natural born sigma. All others who claim such a moniker are merely trying to rip on my style or are warped imitations of me.

Made it to the second round of review for a state department internship... big things may be in the works...

Adderall is a hell of a drug. I am currently talking with a professor at a university I do not go to about a paper he wrote in 2017.

I’ve been fiddling with SPSS (statistical analysis tool) as part of a final for like 4 hours now and I’m pretty sure for each unit of time (hour) I spend doing this I experience a 0.15 point decrease in my mental integrity index (scale from 0-1)(I have a greater than 95% confidence that this is not due to random chance(I am going fucking mad))

I’ve noticed recently that I always seem more eloquent, confident, and concise when in states of impairment. Like be it alcohol or (currently) sleep deprivation if I’m just dumbed down a little it kills my ability to introspect / second guess / overthink and makes me come off as far more intelligent and friendly

It’s fucked up how despite being 21 I’m in like my early 50’s. I grunt when I stand, have back pain, and regret things I didn’t do when I was younger.

They put my ass in a suit. I feel like Tarzan if he was captured and made to testify in front of congress

Plurk integration 😲

Get yo money up get yo funny up *noise not unlike a cat coughing up a hairball*

Looking for ways to become monstrous, anyone with leads please lmk