Sorry Plurk. I'll give you a second look when there's some more people in this ghost town.

I've used dribble glasses that spill less than our coffee decanter.

Wow, so even garbage men can talk on their cell phones all day?

Reggie is the feline equivalent of Monsieur Piedlourde.

letting his karma go RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND

how long it will be before hipster backlash sets in and "edgy" types start claiming The Dark Knight actually sucked.

he's gonna try some burpee tabata this weekend.

Plurk needs a way to freeze your karma in amber if you know you're going to be away for a while...

a headache. But, packing calls...

he's finally done with that #&@%ing chair.