ponders Net meme propagation vectors, as the smooth jazz "Enter Sandman" hits Twitter 6 weeks after it hit music forums bit.ly/d8UoaN

Dear ATT and Mastercard: I retroactively forbid your commercial use of "Pure Imagination". Some things are sacred, and you are unworthy.

Heavy rains all night long. Buyer's inspection tomorrow morning. Formerly tricky storage area is bone dry. FLAWLESS DRAINAGE VICTORY.

BIIIIIIIG thunder over the Bay. Whoah. Rare in these parts!

Glowsticks are a miracle curative.

The days start with both kids & dog climbing into my bed for an extra hour's sleep, but lingering Rose illness = sniping before noon. Foo.

Mr. Mom again while A. house-hunts in VT. Smooth sailing so far.

Sebastian Begrer does impossibly rad contact juggling (Skip to 0:52 if allergic to mimes): ping.fm/QHOmp

China: makers of deadly drywall, befoulers of the Great Barrier Reef, and scared of Bob Dylan. #FailMultiplier

Still the best NCAA tourney I can remember. Even though all I saw were the headlines, the highlights, and the last 10 min of the final.#ncaa