Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Some household miscreant, not here named, taught the boy the "Batman smells" variation. He is six. We are so doomed.

It's like I'm not even gone.

Just took my primary email and 10yr stale web site offline for a domain and hosting transfer. Which leaves what, 8 other ways to reach me?

He could grip it by the husk! ping.fm/1GQ8C

Why do I always get sick on the weekend?

If you liked Steve Albini's anti-music-industry rant, you'll laugh and cry over ping.fm/iZerD

Happy Anniversary to us

Bonus fail: sleep deprivation! Half from physical symptoms, half from worrying about physical symptoms. FML.

Ignorance was bliss. Now every ache, twinge, click, or pop merely confirms the Permanent Neck Damage.