Daylight savings time celebrated by...yes, you guessed it..taking out the Christmas tree.

DOG ASSASSIN World Premiere in 11 days!

Imagine my surprise when my phone's displayed time went from 1L59am to 3am.

This is a test of the non-emergency pinging system...

I abhor the phrase, "The Greatest Generation." What does that say about all who come after?

Every year I think I should be composting-until I clean out the garage gutters and realize that I already am...

Someone tell me why I should possibly give a flying **** about the Casey Anthony trial...

For some, the glass is half-empty; for some, half-full. For others it is always empty and dusty, but still has remnants of poison in it.

Jeremy dePrisco asked was I ready for the solar flare but I told him that I dnt th nk it wll ffct much of an thig I do s log as eh I t er.

F*** YEAH! And don't in my theater either! ping.fm/HYgRj