I'm playing with an Atari 800 emulator. Oh man does this bring back some memories. Now I just need Timex/Sinclair emulator...

p=1/(n^s) where p=productivity, n=number of direct bosses, and s=stupidity coefficient of the aforementioned bosses' requests.

How to kill productivity with only 4 words - Let's have a meeting.

So that's where my desk was. All this time I thought that was just a big pile of paper with 4 legs.

Pack of Cub Scouts should be an official unit of measurement for very loud sounds.

Is it nap time yet?

I think the microwave in the break room is really an Easy Bake oven in disguise.

I'm OK with the idea of a talking sponge with square pants, but how on Earth does a crab father a whale?

I'm contemplating turning my speakers up all the way, starting the hamster dance, locking my screen and going to lunch. In that order.

Cool pics of some bad ass choppers. ping.fm/ATPtb