Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are

A prophecy emerges when the meanings of all 72 names from Adam to Jesus are read bit.ly/b8IJ5l

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

There are a lot of special women in my life, but Betty Crocker takes the cake

I remember when movies had plots and video games didn't.

When people ask me what's the one thing I'd bring to a deserted island is, I think its pretty obvious. A boat...

I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France

I hate people that ask questions even though they already know the answer... Teachers are the worst...

Whenever someone tells me I'm stupid, I tell them it's pronounced "stupendous"

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures