The best thing about this Plurk timeskip of a decade is me retaining my mental illness and way of sharing pointless strings with the internet

Cept now i have meds and a loving partner and a fat ass and a degree that i barely use

Enol muskrat was placed on this earth to get humiliated to shit and place us back on plurk

@ohnoitsBERTagain - Twitter whomst? Meta whatst? My ...Oh my fucking balls

Twitter whomst? Meta whatst? My return to plurking may become a full time thing again lol

Oh yes, it's Bert again.

Jebus in ECCE DODO.

working on planting TARDISes all over our good planet. Hope the departed souls of Time Lords don't mind.

Oi, Banay, my favourite wanker! I love seeing our slightly old photos all over this thing. D'ya miss me? I know you do.

abandoning this account for me. See y'all some other time. Ciao!

you a Mewwy Chwismuss, kids. Loooove, me and my crazy pet monkey. Er..brother.