Calling in to work sucks when one is actually sick. What a perfect waste of a day.

Sunday?! Areyoufuckingserious? Aghh. I think I'll go shoot something.

I hope you're taking care of my eggs, dammit.

Flight Rising, why do you hate me?

Somedays, I just want to wake up as someone else.

Tom Waits - A Good Man Is Hard to Find

I can't be the only person in the world who wants some The Outsiders-esque AU fic. Whereisit?

innocence is over-rated, based on what you haven't done; i don't need a poker face - open book, smoking gun, renegade agent, i got no taste for their races; i run on whiskey and risk and ennui and impatience...

(satanic shot glasses with 13 {yes, 13} pyramid rivets around the base.) I miss you more than I did yesterday.