I feel like a farty otter. This is why I don't drink Sprite.

I do not love listening to my coworkers passive aggressively fighting but I cannot get in the middle of it again.

Tonight's auction theme is Hedwig and the Angry Inch! http://www.flickr.com/photos/theodorenacht/7274523554/in/photostream

http://www.flickr.com/photos/theodorenacht/7229898850/in/photostream/lightbox/

Saturday's theme is "Fright Night" if'n you forgotted.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0r61nUzWa1qkjptdo1_500.jpg

Fighty coworkers BOTH stayed home today. Now I may get something done!

I swore I wasn't going to get into the middle of shit at work. So naturally, I'm in the middle off shit.

Just flushed all street cred with coworkers down the toilet by explaining what a TARDIS is.

Labyrinth themed auction this week! I'm not backing off that. I WILL be Jareth.