pegangan hidup ini

hi all apa kabar??

God created alternating light and darkness for 24 hours. When an angel asked him what he was going to name it, God said, "I'll call it a day."

"Jangan panggil aku mantan. Sebut saja aku alumni. Siapa tahu kita bisa reuni."

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden

Dark joke...

1. A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

Selamat pagi dunia tipu tipu.... kita yg tertipu atau kita yg menipu.. minimal menipu diri sendiri... yakin kan semua kita baik-baik saja.. walau belum tentu...

Sikok bagi duo...

Lil Johnny's teacher is doing her rounds at lunchtime when she sees lil Johnny pulling faces at another child. She starts to talk sternly to lil Johnny & says "Johnny, when I was a young girl I was told that if I made ugly faces & the wind changed, my face would stay that way."
Lil Johnny looks up to her & says "Well miss, u can't say that u weren't warned."