he were a superhero.

he were less of a plurk dummy. Still struggling to navigate the timeline and find responses and such

a loud ringing scream as he realizes he has lost his driver's license and has no idea when it happened.

he were writing poetry.

what are the odds of winning the lottery without buying a ticket?

eat cheese, because eating cheese is the thing to do.

any color as long as it's green.

what am I doing here again?