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Q: What time should a person go at the dentist? A: At TOOTH-THIRTY!!!

“Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering.” ― Nicole Krauss, The History of Love

Why did the house go to the doctor? Because he had window panes!!!

“Where there is love there is life.” ― Mahatma Gandhi

Why did the monkey say to his little brother? you're driving me bananas!

“We love the things we love for what they are.” ― Robert Frost

Whats the difference between a teacher and a train. the teacher says spit out your gum and the train says chew chew chew.

“You are, and always have been, my dream.” ― Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook

“The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters