the saintly liquid between a wino's toes.

enjoying his own aroma

deathly afraid of chris 'the strangler' sicilia.

hosing down the hostages.

advocating suicide for weaklings and fools

writing a novel involving dental chair parts. title: dental chair part paint preparation requires more skill than most would think. boffo

annoyed by cheezburger who crashes my computer. cheezburger is vile.

beautiful by the light of highway flares.

coated with valvoline and wood chips.

the only heterosexual metal polisher in the world.