you, Plurk, you weird little site

a mystery bug that is getting very frustrating now

so, so much

a tummy ache

remembers someone once speculating about the colors and verbs here...

going to need a bigger boat. Coffee maker. Screwdriver? My fix isn't fixing, is what I'm getting at.

this coffee maker fix works, because I need my coffee fix

that period of the morning before everybody else wakes up, when the world is briefly quiet

If a horror/survival movie has a primarily female cast, one will be the designated 'traumatized widow/sister' that the rest are on this outdoorsy trip to help, because they can't just enjoy the outdoors, and you will wonder why you didn't just watch The Descent instead

Cheapo drugstore coffeemaker breaks = ah well, thank you for your years of service, guess I'm pulling out the back-up for a while

Expensive coffeemaker I got for free breaks = you bastard, I will pry you apart, if not to fix you, then out of sheer spite