Question: Breedable people. How much energy do you have to put into those things? Are they a pain in the ass?

Nothing feels quite like middle age like bursitis.

why are zoobys SO EXPENSIVE!!!

3 of my hairstyles got "flagged" by the Lindens: Artist Militia, Bobby Pin Porn and Domestic Imports. Really? Fucking annoying.

Hubbie is making Tuna Melts for lunch.

Updating my store is like doing your taxes.

Nothing makes me want to avoid you more than saying "give me your phone number. i'll call you." I LOATH PHONE CALLS.

When you're feeling mean, just think a Bunnicorn.

SylviaOlivier you sent me all your snow!!!