[and an sp plurk too] I've never had to plot out a character death scene

[Ex] mission post! glorious sunburn at long last

[tags and stuff] bad ending!

I don't want to do it

IT CAME IT CAME IT CAAAAAAME!

Oh okay.

[meme] took one that was only 4 questions long and got this

Within minutes of leaving the apartment [nsfw?]

I feel like the sun is never going to rise. I've been lying here for at least a week, I swear.

Playing video games and eating cheeseburgers with tiny cuddly friends and almost getting abducted by aliens