Alarm set for 6:00am. God bless my soul #championemployee

wife's asking me to jog outside: quick! sonmeone! make it rain!

There's nothing wrong with jogging while eating ice cream is there? kcool #health

Maynard James Keenan and Billy Howerdel kill Bohemian Rhapsody at E3. I thin I wet myself a little. ping.fm/u9WkE

IT Crowd Season 4 #Torrent! Can't find it? Try turning your computer on and off again #tv

Overheard: "Dude, pare, astig yung Toy Story 3 sa 3D chong" What they DIDN'T overhear from me: The thought of me kicking his teeth in.

More Fliptop battles goodness! Loonie vs. Zaito! ping.fm/65BeC

And this, kids, is why you should not get high at a children's party: ping.fm/siCyQ?pid=598007...

And from a "Bizarre sexual experience" thread in reddit, comes this gem: ping.fm/ddtzB LOLPEE

IMMMMMMMMOOMOMOMOMORTAL DOG! ping.fm/UYuhz