You know what sucks? Finishing dressing up and getting ready for work and realizing that you need to take a dump.

Apparently videogame "fanatics" who are supposedly "violent" are, in reality, less violent than: Ta-da: ping.fm/0P5vx

I have close to a dozen different problems right now and I will deal w/ them by creating Facebook Fan Pages for them all. #Crisismanagement

"Me" 12 hours from now to Present "Me": Dude, you're SO going to regret not getting enough sleep tonight. Meetigns dude, MEETINGS!

Friends, I have decided to grow my hair long. That is all.

Holy shit, I didn't know Europe was totally getting "Ondoyed" ping.fm/bZicm

You remember the movie "Lost in Translation?" It was based on THIS sign. ping.fm/NxZrh

I feel a profound sense of nostalgia just thinking that I am, soon, going to leave this place ping.fm/v6XRu

ping.fm/qyDAr and that is YOUR queue to say "tocuhe"

car still wont start im now tired and hungry and PISSED. how hard is it to find a repair shop at this hour?!