Eeeeeeeita!! Let's party hard

Living la vida loca

Do you guys still use this thing?

I want to eat little thighs (coxinhas)

Duuuuude! What a lame weekend...

I want to have a cool nickname like our teacher Rafoso, but Migoso wouldn't be very appropriate.

Now I will translate to english classics of Brazilian music: ♪ It's the Maxixe Dance! It's the Maxixe Dance! It's a man in the middle with two women making a sandwich! ♫

Where the fuck I will find a gringo to interview?

I'm training my english-speaking Silvio Santos impression. Who wants to play Lombardi?

Man, I love panetone. Panetone? Is that right? How do I even say panetone in english? They have panetone in other countries? What kind of sad country would not have panetone? Too many questions...