male Urdaneta, Philippines joke:
Bunsong anak kausap ang kanyang nanay.
Anak: nay, mahal mo b aq?
Nanay: oo naman anak,mahal n mhal kta anak!
Nanay:bt mu nman natanung anak
Anak:naicp q lng po,ei c baby mahal mu rin b?
Nanay: oO naman anak,kh8 and2 sya s tiya