i pushed a hummer 3 miles...my legs hurt

taking 9 days off!!!yay!!!

it's cold as balls outside

was does artifical grape taste nothing like real grape. it should just be called purple flavor

i miss my mac...but i'm enjoying this new PC, it's pretty ok for Window...

my mac is dead...but NEW COMPUTER!!!

my doggy died...

i spilled my juicy juice on my computer charger...

if i get a boner when i poop, does it mean i'm gay??

i got the new street fighter game...meh