daddeh squirtz meh wid water bottlez!

daddeh gives me moar belleh rubz dan mommeh.

daddeh sprayz sera_bear wid her trubble water bottelz. she naughty.

mommeh and daddeh stayz on compooter.

who likez to eated grass wid meh?

i iz neks amerika's top iPadz model!

sera_bear I can makez yoo preteh. come herez. nao! I groomz yoo.

you workz for meh. i need belleh rubz. nao!

I iz beyutipulest cat ever.

my karmaz too! so i can haz posted pikshurs of meh beyootipul meh!