I like to imagine this is sort of IC, and he's looking with dismay at his inbox citing 40 messages and just thinking about not clicking because of the suspicion they're all from Yuffie or Reeve.
[health] [vaccine] Ahahahaha I am just sitting here with my flu and covid vaccines, one in each arm. Bandaids on biceps with an F and C like I GOT TATTOOS ON MY GUNZ.