im a big fan of the word ok

im like if u took a sitcom character out of the sitcom halfway through and forced them to live a real normal life

no more wisdom tooths

hedonism incarnate

since quitting weed all my dreams have been deranged stress dreams with random people from my past. last nights featured multiple high school teachers, my college roommates, and a coworker from my last job. i dont even know what i was fucking up but i was definitely fucking it up Bad

happy eighth birthday to my poor old nintendo switch\

my intestines are so stupid and lazy why do i have to poke and prod my stomach to digest anything