Noisy food processor hurt my ears. K. Osterhagen on Instagram: “Homemade Nutella. Here...

This aged eggnog should be ready by Christmas:

I thought I knew embarrassment.

I didn't know embarrassment.

I should know better than to watch this on an empty stomach: The Ultimate Five-Cheese Macaroni and Cheese | Lodge...

Cow kidneys smell like pee. Not sure if I want to attempt to make kidney pie again.

Never in all my born days that I'd thought I'd live to see the White House turn into a real clown circus.

But darling, do you love me like the mosquitoes love me?

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A coworker's complaining about white roots growing in his hair. Dude, at least you still have a full head of hair.

I’d gladly trade my receding hairline for your white hairs.