My coworker called me this afternoon to check if I'm still alive. Apparently I kept appearing as an apparition in her vision all day.

Schadenfreude ist eine Stimmung.
So ruhig und friedlich war mein Büro noch nie.

back from London. It was cloudy 7 of the 8 days I was there. It's cloudy in NYC & absolutely dark in my apartment at 11AM. I must've brought the English weather back with me.

Someone showed me the Human Centipede movie. My new nickname is Scarsoul.

The black & white cookie is the most blandest and boring cookie I've ever tasted.

#ProLifeTip
Any UV index over 2 will kill a vampire, so cover up.

"Ohne Musik wäre das Leben ein Irrtum." -Friedrich Nietzsche

Dumb Ways to Die

I've spent a whole afternoon making a catalogue of my CD collection: Alphabet Index

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