I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

When in doubt, tell the truth.

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

OMG!

matutulog na

ang init, hirap matulog

gusto ko umakyat banahaw

magandang hapon