It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out

Best Friends Listen to what you dont say

All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest.