speedrunning sending pictures and text updates to my parents grandma and sister on the train like it's homework

I'm gonna be like santa claus when I get back from this trip

the non-city part of this trip has been so elite

she tell me she love me I tell her I'm plurky

he crossed two trains a bus a shinkansen and a ferry under my arm today because he's too fat and awesome to be in my suitcase

why all these japanese people on Yahoo bro

shoutout legs these shits were made for walking

waiting at the airport to board my flight to Japan it's litttttttttt

it's crazy that we can make humanoid robots that do unassisted backflips now. \I\ can't do a backflip!

one of my bad writing habits is using "it" "they" or other words with antecedents well before the antecedent actually occurs