There is an internal writing competition at the office, I actually felt bad that I had no desire whatsoever to participate because I wasn't inspired by the prompt(?), also because I guess I feel a bit detached from my writer side for the moment. Watching Dropout reminded me that I used to be able to do those, but now I can only consume.

After finally beating the final boss of Goat Simulator 3 (yes, there is a final boss fight ) I realised that Mario was the first video game ever that I played at a neighbour's house. The neigbour kid mocked me because I instantly died. But you know what? Twenty-something years later, I still can't survive Super Mario Bros.

It's so hilarious that Sam uses his nepo baby power for total nonsense like inviting Wayne Brady to Make Some Noise That said, "Blood, blood, blood, blood diamonds. Hey, colonizer, what's that on your hand? Unethical Jewelers." is such a banger Ngl, Wayne is still the best.Improv a Commercial Jingle (Unethical Jewelers & Wit...

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Kyou no Ashura Meshi - MangaDexA girl who really loved eating good food suddenly received a bento from the scariest yankee at school. It's too cute. #mangahariini

The case that inspired that one episode of The IT Crowd in which Roy was desperate to watch the new Tarantino movie and argue with Moss because they were like a married couple and Roy repeatedly insisted that he was the husband. Then, Moss met a German cannibal who let him go because Moss didn't consent to be eaten. The cannibal who 'ate a man with a glass of fine red...

It was all good until you realised the lyrics said, "I don't like Mondays, I want to shoot." And the song was written about a school shooting in 1979, the perpetrator was asked why and said that "I don't like Mondays. This livens the day.".The Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays (Official V...

The remaster of Goat Simulator is looking pretty good. Crazy Goat Breaks Window *SHOCKING* #shorts

Netflix, no. Don't hurt me like this.

The Lamb put The One Who Waits in maid costume Yeah, I'm no better because I gave that certain immortal the Jester costume