who believes the theory having a tan (NOT a crazy jersey shore orange tan) helps you appear thinner rather than being extremely pale?

woke up to south county smelling like smoke - weird!

death to fixies.

sooo i am dating an older man right - doesn't bother me at all - in fact i am discovering i prefer it - no more

When he says my make up looks flawless I melt inside

has any one seen redneck island? fucking golden! love steve austin c:

they are handing cute fake stashes to all the kids at whole foods - i am a giant kid do i get one?

i wear my sweat stained sweatshirt out in public with pride! if you think its gross dont stand so close to me but i just left the gym and

so i just purchased 50 dollar headphones and of course the mic doesnt work with my phone - this fucking blows! #hatinglgandskullcandy

does any one know of a atore like free people thats cheaper?