May plurk pa pala? Haha Meron bang nakakakilala sakin dito? 😂😂😂

#WhyImFatExcuses I LOVE my SIX PACK so much, so I PROTECT it with layer of FAT.

boy: Miss pinapatanong ng parents ko kung taga ABS CBN ka?
girl: bakit naman???
boy: kasi gusto ka daw nila maging KAPAMILYA…
=D

#30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile SING to her no matter how terrible your voice is.

#SexualPickUpLines me + u - clothes = da perfect equation /// hahaha #YeahRight

The word of the day is "Legs" now let's go home so I can spread the word! #SexualPickUpLines

To be a good loser is to learn how to win.

RT sam_yg: babe, i lied kasi i didn't wanna hurt you #jerklines pmpl

#TheBestPartOfMyDayWas seeing her smiling and... boom!!! i am completely perked up =D

Oh please, you liked me first, nakiride lang ako. #jerklines xD lols