"Don't cry for me Indiana..."

Just saw a large goat hop the fence onto the 101 overpass. I yelled "what the hell is that" at my sisters. The end.

I'm just worried that America is going to get really sick and Newt is going to leave us for a younger, healthier country.

If Newt does get two terms, living on the moon doesn't seem THAT bad.

Jan Brewer saw a brown man at the airport and simply thought he was an illegal. It's a simple mistake people.

Ball So Hard University: Now taking applications for kickers

Does anybody else get a Spanish accent when ordering from a Mexican restaurant?

I wish I lived in Seattle again. Looks like you are all having so much fun.

Rare winter tornadoes touchdown in the midwest. People in Indianapolis suprised as they haven't seen a touchdown for a year now.

Anybody else keep opening a new tab to reddit like an idiot today?